The Bang Bros are back!!

Back from the land of elves...... =( ohhh... how i wish i could stay there forever..... heaven...truly heaven..... the bang bros will return!!!! pics will be up once i get them. SAWADEEKUP!!!

NO PORK AT ALL??

hahahhahaha......... no pork no pork NO PORK AT ALL!! one more time i call the police!!!!

Templars of Steel

like mighty templars, the chosen 11+1 will ride to battle tomorrow.........

what a super song..... an intro that would make a perfect ring entry haha.....

Bang Bros Meeting

To the selected Bang Bros, pls be reminded that our FINAL and ULTIMATE meeting will be held TOMORROW, SUNDAY!! Meet at IHM for mass.... meeting will commence after.

PLs be ready with your researched materials and enquiries, pls also be ON TIME!!

SIM FC undone by NYP secret weapon!!!

today we lost 7-0 to NYP!!! We did expect to lose to be honest, but not by this much!!! NYP really very shrewd.... they brought on their SUPER SECRET WEAPON!!! Never in a million years could we have expected this tactic of theirs. they placed the FAMOUS TAMMI behind our goal!!! i repeat . T H E FAMOUS TAMMI!!!! Damn... how to concentrate on football with the unofficial MISS SINGAPORE of 2006 jumping around behind our goal sia...... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7-0 before we even realised what hit us....

haiz.... curse my luck, i think i should have continued making eyes at tammi though... the moment i turned my attention to the game.... my dear opponent mr mud kindly stamped me on the calf/shin with his studs.... i'm definately out of thursdays game.... n doubtful for next week's games....... the end of my tournament? sadly perhaps so.... oh well, this means its back to concentrating on muaythai n fight training after the IVP.....

Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi!!!

broke n beaten up

i am so motherfucking tired!! haha. my body is going to break down soon! hmm... i wonder how much more i can take. interesting. 6 days nonstop football, hmm no big deal realli except that 3 out of the 6 days were matches. i realli love that stupid ball hor.... or mayb i juz am too responsible a person. ;) . but its not gonna end here. this wk we have training......EVERYDAY!! whoopie. i am gonna have a stroke.

Well, thankfully I still have a life apart from football. My cousin got married yesterday! Congrats to the loving couple. The first of all the cousins to get married. Wish them happiness, i do feel envious but i don't think marriage is gonna be something for me so soon...... juz calculating the costs involved already leaves me wheezing n feeling faint. Anymore family planning now will leave me dropping dead with my cock steamed.

the lovely couple reciting their vows


After the wedding headed over to my cousins house. Had some wine and caught up with my brother, cousins and uncle. Its nice to hang out with family. Took some pics too.... Rene the photographer took a few professional ones with his super huge camera... will post those when i get them... the pics here are from my n73... fact: Sony Ericsson Coolpix camera is confirm better than my n73......

me and baby at the house...


4 hunky cousins .... me , maurice, eugene and rene



thats it for now.... ima go rest my broken body.. woohoo!! anyone wanna volunteer to give me a massage?? i need one badly =(

I love Borat!!

brilliant!! an absolute masterpiece!! a production even Members who did havoc bastards would have been proud of!!

Chenquieh!! Its BORAT!!! caught this brilliant work of art with my baby. She's usually SOOOOOOO hard to please when it comes to comedies like these and she almost laughed her ass to the floor! MOre please Sascha!! Can you come down and do Cultural Learnings Of Singapore For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazahkstan??!! HAHA!! waa waa wee waa!!

/so borat, do you think woman should be educate?

the mengz year in review!!

2 more days to 2007!! what the fuck, didnt even realise a whole year passed. New years used to be a day of celebration and something to look forward to but these days, i'm starting to dread them... forever young... i wanna be forever young......

anyways, i figured its time to make some resolutions!!!! ANY IDEAS FELLAS?!? hmm, while i go sit on the toilet bowl (diarhoea since xmas day) and ponder, i shall post some pics in review of the year gone by. Some highlights and memorable events in 2006!

Bangkok 2006!!! the bang bros of july!! Missing elen in this pic


zooming around the streets of bangkok on a tuk tuk!! Spacious tuk tuk not so comfy if u have adil squeezing in between!! con-man tuk tuk driver, well done Elen for 'cultivating' him. In return he brought us to a baht sucking restaurant!!


on the way to pattaya!! who's idea was that!??


Happy 23rd bday to me!! thanks baby for the cake! you're the best!!!


The Mills came to town!


we bumped into the bAyee brothers at MOS!


family day out at the beach!!


baby and rudi having a swim!!!


wah.... uploading pics is quite a work out! pretty shagged now , oh ya guys pls remember to check our my bro unclegabriel's new blog!! its linked!! till i figure out my resolutions.... its gdnite!!

Happy bday Rudi and Merry XMAS

Happy birthday Rudi!! Its everyone's beloved jack russell's 5th birthday this xmas eve (24th dec). Time flies so fast and in a blink of an eye he's all grown up now! He got a new shirt for his bday this yr. But somethings don't change, its still his bday steak thats the main event!


Rudi a cute little 2 month old puppy when he first arrived!

getting used to his new home




some old pics from his bday when he turned 1 yr old!!

you're an adult now Rudi!




Pics from this yrs birthday! He's put on weight!!
showing off the new shirt he got this yr!!


Yummy yummy!!


Waiting patiently while everyone sings the birthday song!


dig in!!


Clean as a whistle! All gone!! That explains the weight!




Merry Christmas Friends! My favourite time of the year is here again, and this yr, the party's to be held at Attayah's house. Thanks Tahyah for agreeing to the mayhem! Went for 9pm mass at IHM with the boys, headed down to Tahyah's house at sembawang after that, not before stopping by the AMK MAC drivethru to tah pao 10 dbl cheeseburgers 10 fillet o'fish burgers, 10 mac chicken burgers, 100 pkts of chili sauce, 50 pkts of curry sauce, 50 pkts of mayoneisse and 20 pkts of bbq sauce. (our exact order to the very last detail). As expected, the lousy staff at MAC's got their maths wrong and screwed up the no. of packets.

It was food and drinks galore at the party, everyone was dressed real flash because there was a $20 fine for anyone not in formal attire! I've yet to get some pics from the digicam so here are some first!

The xmas tree at my house!


on the way to the party!


welcome to the party

Yes he has the beard... and the outfit... but i never knew Santa was black?


Some house rules


What a spread!


The turkey roasting in the oven!


The rest of the pics once i get them! Till then, Happy holidays!!

The Miracle of Christmas

Truly, Christmas is the time for miracles. For love, for forgiveness. And for returning to HIM.

I'd like to share this very touching video i chanced upon. I applaud Al Qaeda's Ayman Al-Zawahiri for his great humility. Theres a lesson to be learnt from this. No matter our faults and the wrongs we've done, lets seize this oppotunity, offered to us in the spirit of christmas, to set things right.


i fought to hold back the tears =(

X'mas shopping

Ohhh yes baby, i've been searching high and low for the PERFECT XMAS PRESENT. And here it is baby.



with love, from me to you.

Congrats to MR AND MRS "MC SU"

We've just received breaking news that local rap sensation MC SUis about to tie the knot!!

Last we heard, MC SU gave up his mic for a magnifying glass as he set out to solve the mystery of the sambal eggs bloody monster. Apparently, upon meeting it face to face, the alluring aroma of sambal somehow tugged at the heart strings of the singlish rapper. It was love at first smell, and kissing/smooching/frenching/tongue-ing ensued immediately!

Congratulations MR and MRS "MC SU" , we hope you make LOTS of babies cos otherwise, the UNUSED EGGS might end up terrorising innocent cars and victims.


yo yo , check it, check it. happily ever after

"Outrageous Molesty" ???

New footage provided by a confidential source!! Full details are yet unknown.... What is going on with???!!! is that MC SU?? Updates as the story progresses will be provided.




su in love? what is happening?










a close up. screenshot of the strange affair. why are their faces glued together?















Soon to come!!!! The final jigsaw to the "case of the bloody monster". A shocking revelation!! The ultimate proof!!!!!

Beast Driver and his accomplice "bloody beast monster"

New updates!!!

According to the FBI, the fearsome beast driver has now recruited an accomplice!!! The beasty accomplice is reportedly some form of a horrific creature that mutated out of the scrotum of one of the members of havoc bastards. It has developed the skill to egg innocent people from inside a moving vehicle, WITHOUT ANY EGGS!!!!
Apparently, this monstrous mutant has some form of a genetic organ capable of shooting SAMBAL EGGS!! The sambal sauce is internally produced and coated onto the eggs before they are shot out!!

His/Her/Its identity is not yet known as we speak, but apparently, the FBI have acquired the services of rapper MC SU to lead the investigations. It is hoped with his knowledge of Singlish rapping and his vast experience with the phenomena of leaking, he can catch the culprit.

MC SU has made much headway since taking over the case and was kind enough to provide us with a picture. However, as the alleged suspect can not be determined guilty until proven, its identity has been withheld. You can however, check our MC SU's friendster for the FULL details.

File picture provided by Investigator MC SU

King of the motherfucking Cage!

AWESOME!!!! thats one word to describe KOTC. For the first ever time in Singapore. I really hope they make it something that happens more often down here. Mixed Martial Art's absolutely mind blowing.

A huge twist! some fighter suddenly pulled out or something and Kadir(muay thai instructor at combat academy) was brought in to take his place. He only knew he was going to fight at 10pm the night before, and having no training and background in ground combat, fighting an mma fight really meant a big disadvantage. Worse still he was up against a Silat And Jiu jitsu exponent and unfortuntely he was submitted via and armbar in the 1st round.

Ive got so many vids and a few pics from KOTC. Fucking youtube got problem duno why cant upload the vids. I ll post the pics here, not very clear though. once the vids r up i'll link them.




..................................................The Cage!!!!


World famous MMA referee Herb Dean, you might have seen in on Ultimate Fighting Championship and The Ultimate Fighter


Me with the very lovely ring girls!


Ring girl's entry and 1st fight between 18 yr old muay thai exponent VS 19 yr old Ninjado fighter



Kadir's fight



Aaron 'the ghost' Fisher VS thai fighter, part 1. I hope the thai guy is alright



Part 2 where Aaron grounds and pounds the thai fighter.



The main event. Tiger Pitt founder Sean 'hungry tiger' Douglas up against another thai fighter. Took a pic with Sean after the fight! Will post it up soon!

King of the Cage!!

The first ever, "King of the Cage" Mixed Martial Arts Competition in Singapore!!

Date: Friday, 1 December 2006

Venue: Seletar Camp
1021 Mortington Crescent,
Orientus Resort

Time: 1900hrs onwards

Ticket prices: S$50 (general admission)



Guys if you are interested to go down and watch this once in a lifetime explosive King of the motherfucking Cage tournament, pls give me a ring ASAP as Cheng Yan and I will be going to purchase the tickets.

With several local fighters on show, this huge event is an oppotunity not to be missed!!


brought to you exclusively by Combat Academy

red devil sweat causes flood

ho ho ho ..... lucky lucky red devils. All the pre match talk about man utd bring chelsea to the slaughter so nearly turned on them. red faced man utd will feel very very very very very very lucky to have 1 pt out of last night's game.

the pre match hype did have an effect on chelsea , especially in the first half when the blues were so tentative, as if curious to see what man utd were capable of throwing at us.

A goal down, good oppotunism from saha, but no sweat. Chelsea upped it slightly to 3rd gear in the 2nd half n started to flex abit of muscle, juz a whincy bit. man utd panicked, scholes started hacking lamps, ronaldo tried n tried but cldnt beat ashley cole, and heinze getting hammered around like a little jap school girl whore by drogba. Goal came , as expected.

A pity we didnt push alitle more for the winner. it was as if we were sorta laughing in our toes taunting manure to up their game as well. Well they couldnt, unfortunately.

Man of the match , ASHLEY COLE! for making ronaldo look so foolish. bags of skill that ronaldo fella, but tried as he did, juz couldnt beat super ash. in the end decided to 'succumb' to his injury and save himself more embarassment.

Chelsea VS Man Utd are always fiery affairs, abeit many times 1 sided. Its gd to see manure try to push the envelope this time round. Competition is always gd to hedge against complacency.

Some pics n vids from some past chelsea - man utd encounters. Plenty more happy memories like these to come no qn!




man utd paying tribute to Champions Chelsea, 2 years running.



Man Utd's feeble attempt to prevent Chelsea from the title, ended up presenting it to us.





the ultimate proof that chelsea don't need $$$ to beat the crap out of manure.

update on the beast hunt!!

Thanks to the persistence and gritty commitment of the FBI and their local counterparts, and to Sherlock Holmes of course, plenty of headway has been made in the race and investigation to hunt down the grizzly 'beast-driver' who caused that massive accident in Lor Ah Soo 2 nights ago.



Shocking news just in, apparently, this beast-driver is a queer and dangerous form of a mutant. He was originally just another farm yard animal, but after being suddenly attacked by a serious bout of gluttonycilocis virus, he suddenly mutated into this huge being of a hidesous monster. With the ability to walk, talk, mate(paid), and though not very competently, drive!





The CSI lab in Singapore managed to release this image of the blob-o-saurus. Beware my friends, he may be lurking among us somewhere!!!!!!

evidence!!!

At approximately 12 midnight earlier. I received a call from a concerned resident from the vicinity of the crash site last night. According to him, while walking his dog named joshua, he suddenly saw a black car with funny rims speeding down the road, he curiously noticed that the driver of that black car amazingly looked like a big fat creature with hoofs and yellow/black patchy hair!! Apparently not well versed with the art of driving, he lost control of his vehicle and it skidded and swerved, causing a horrific crash and a pile up behind!

A typical KPO singaporean, he dashed towards the site and quickly noted down the license plate no. After which he instinctly snapped a picture of the culprit of a horrible driver with his camera.

Lets hope this new piece of evidence will help the police nail this errant and irresponsible monster of a driver!


the culprit caught on camera!


/....and justice for all!

still shaken from the accident

I'm still shaken from the horrific crash from last night so i've decided to indulge in some therapeutic guitaring. I've got them on youtube so pls check em' out n leave some comments!


'Don't Cry - Guns n' Roses'



'Nothing Else Matters - Metallica'



'Remember Yesterday - Hammerfall'



/"gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which i desire!!"

/the words of the fatman driver ringing in my head