According to the FBI, the fearsome beast driver has now recruited an accomplice!!! The beasty accomplice is reportedly some form of a horrific creature that mutated out of the scrotum of one of the members of havoc bastards. It has developed the skill to egg innocent people from inside a moving vehicle, WITHOUT ANY EGGS!!!!
Apparently, this monstrous mutant has some form of a genetic organ capable of shooting SAMBAL EGGS!! The sambal sauce is internally produced and coated onto the eggs before they are shot out!!
His/Her/Its identity is not yet known as we speak, but apparently, the FBI have acquired the services of rapper MC SU to lead the investigations. It is hoped with his knowledge of Singlish rapping and his vast experience with the phenomena of leaking, he can catch the culprit.
MC SU has made much headway since taking over the case and was kind enough to provide us with a picture. However, as the alleged suspect can not be determined guilty until proven, its identity has been withheld. You can however, check our MC SU's friendster for the FULL details.
File picture provided by Investigator MC SU
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