update on the beast hunt!!

Thanks to the persistence and gritty commitment of the FBI and their local counterparts, and to Sherlock Holmes of course, plenty of headway has been made in the race and investigation to hunt down the grizzly 'beast-driver' who caused that massive accident in Lor Ah Soo 2 nights ago.



Shocking news just in, apparently, this beast-driver is a queer and dangerous form of a mutant. He was originally just another farm yard animal, but after being suddenly attacked by a serious bout of gluttonycilocis virus, he suddenly mutated into this huge being of a hidesous monster. With the ability to walk, talk, mate(paid), and though not very competently, drive!





The CSI lab in Singapore managed to release this image of the blob-o-saurus. Beware my friends, he may be lurking among us somewhere!!!!!!