the mengz year in review!!

2 more days to 2007!! what the fuck, didnt even realise a whole year passed. New years used to be a day of celebration and something to look forward to but these days, i'm starting to dread them... forever young... i wanna be forever young......

anyways, i figured its time to make some resolutions!!!! ANY IDEAS FELLAS?!? hmm, while i go sit on the toilet bowl (diarhoea since xmas day) and ponder, i shall post some pics in review of the year gone by. Some highlights and memorable events in 2006!

Bangkok 2006!!! the bang bros of july!! Missing elen in this pic


zooming around the streets of bangkok on a tuk tuk!! Spacious tuk tuk not so comfy if u have adil squeezing in between!! con-man tuk tuk driver, well done Elen for 'cultivating' him. In return he brought us to a baht sucking restaurant!!


on the way to pattaya!! who's idea was that!??


Happy 23rd bday to me!! thanks baby for the cake! you're the best!!!


The Mills came to town!


we bumped into the bAyee brothers at MOS!


family day out at the beach!!


baby and rudi having a swim!!!


wah.... uploading pics is quite a work out! pretty shagged now , oh ya guys pls remember to check our my bro unclegabriel's new blog!! its linked!! till i figure out my resolutions.... its gdnite!!

Happy bday Rudi and Merry XMAS

Happy birthday Rudi!! Its everyone's beloved jack russell's 5th birthday this xmas eve (24th dec). Time flies so fast and in a blink of an eye he's all grown up now! He got a new shirt for his bday this yr. But somethings don't change, its still his bday steak thats the main event!


Rudi a cute little 2 month old puppy when he first arrived!

getting used to his new home




some old pics from his bday when he turned 1 yr old!!

you're an adult now Rudi!




Pics from this yrs birthday! He's put on weight!!
showing off the new shirt he got this yr!!


Yummy yummy!!


Waiting patiently while everyone sings the birthday song!


dig in!!


Clean as a whistle! All gone!! That explains the weight!




Merry Christmas Friends! My favourite time of the year is here again, and this yr, the party's to be held at Attayah's house. Thanks Tahyah for agreeing to the mayhem! Went for 9pm mass at IHM with the boys, headed down to Tahyah's house at sembawang after that, not before stopping by the AMK MAC drivethru to tah pao 10 dbl cheeseburgers 10 fillet o'fish burgers, 10 mac chicken burgers, 100 pkts of chili sauce, 50 pkts of curry sauce, 50 pkts of mayoneisse and 20 pkts of bbq sauce. (our exact order to the very last detail). As expected, the lousy staff at MAC's got their maths wrong and screwed up the no. of packets.

It was food and drinks galore at the party, everyone was dressed real flash because there was a $20 fine for anyone not in formal attire! I've yet to get some pics from the digicam so here are some first!

The xmas tree at my house!


on the way to the party!


welcome to the party

Yes he has the beard... and the outfit... but i never knew Santa was black?


Some house rules


What a spread!


The turkey roasting in the oven!


The rest of the pics once i get them! Till then, Happy holidays!!

The Miracle of Christmas

Truly, Christmas is the time for miracles. For love, for forgiveness. And for returning to HIM.

I'd like to share this very touching video i chanced upon. I applaud Al Qaeda's Ayman Al-Zawahiri for his great humility. Theres a lesson to be learnt from this. No matter our faults and the wrongs we've done, lets seize this oppotunity, offered to us in the spirit of christmas, to set things right.


i fought to hold back the tears =(

X'mas shopping

Ohhh yes baby, i've been searching high and low for the PERFECT XMAS PRESENT. And here it is baby.



with love, from me to you.

Congrats to MR AND MRS "MC SU"

We've just received breaking news that local rap sensation MC SUis about to tie the knot!!

Last we heard, MC SU gave up his mic for a magnifying glass as he set out to solve the mystery of the sambal eggs bloody monster. Apparently, upon meeting it face to face, the alluring aroma of sambal somehow tugged at the heart strings of the singlish rapper. It was love at first smell, and kissing/smooching/frenching/tongue-ing ensued immediately!

Congratulations MR and MRS "MC SU" , we hope you make LOTS of babies cos otherwise, the UNUSED EGGS might end up terrorising innocent cars and victims.


yo yo , check it, check it. happily ever after

"Outrageous Molesty" ???

New footage provided by a confidential source!! Full details are yet unknown.... What is going on with???!!! is that MC SU?? Updates as the story progresses will be provided.




su in love? what is happening?










a close up. screenshot of the strange affair. why are their faces glued together?















Soon to come!!!! The final jigsaw to the "case of the bloody monster". A shocking revelation!! The ultimate proof!!!!!

Beast Driver and his accomplice "bloody beast monster"

New updates!!!

According to the FBI, the fearsome beast driver has now recruited an accomplice!!! The beasty accomplice is reportedly some form of a horrific creature that mutated out of the scrotum of one of the members of havoc bastards. It has developed the skill to egg innocent people from inside a moving vehicle, WITHOUT ANY EGGS!!!!
Apparently, this monstrous mutant has some form of a genetic organ capable of shooting SAMBAL EGGS!! The sambal sauce is internally produced and coated onto the eggs before they are shot out!!

His/Her/Its identity is not yet known as we speak, but apparently, the FBI have acquired the services of rapper MC SU to lead the investigations. It is hoped with his knowledge of Singlish rapping and his vast experience with the phenomena of leaking, he can catch the culprit.

MC SU has made much headway since taking over the case and was kind enough to provide us with a picture. However, as the alleged suspect can not be determined guilty until proven, its identity has been withheld. You can however, check our MC SU's friendster for the FULL details.

File picture provided by Investigator MC SU

King of the motherfucking Cage!

AWESOME!!!! thats one word to describe KOTC. For the first ever time in Singapore. I really hope they make it something that happens more often down here. Mixed Martial Art's absolutely mind blowing.

A huge twist! some fighter suddenly pulled out or something and Kadir(muay thai instructor at combat academy) was brought in to take his place. He only knew he was going to fight at 10pm the night before, and having no training and background in ground combat, fighting an mma fight really meant a big disadvantage. Worse still he was up against a Silat And Jiu jitsu exponent and unfortuntely he was submitted via and armbar in the 1st round.

Ive got so many vids and a few pics from KOTC. Fucking youtube got problem duno why cant upload the vids. I ll post the pics here, not very clear though. once the vids r up i'll link them.




..................................................The Cage!!!!


World famous MMA referee Herb Dean, you might have seen in on Ultimate Fighting Championship and The Ultimate Fighter


Me with the very lovely ring girls!


Ring girl's entry and 1st fight between 18 yr old muay thai exponent VS 19 yr old Ninjado fighter



Kadir's fight



Aaron 'the ghost' Fisher VS thai fighter, part 1. I hope the thai guy is alright



Part 2 where Aaron grounds and pounds the thai fighter.



The main event. Tiger Pitt founder Sean 'hungry tiger' Douglas up against another thai fighter. Took a pic with Sean after the fight! Will post it up soon!

King of the Cage!!

The first ever, "King of the Cage" Mixed Martial Arts Competition in Singapore!!

Date: Friday, 1 December 2006

Venue: Seletar Camp
1021 Mortington Crescent,
Orientus Resort

Time: 1900hrs onwards

Ticket prices: S$50 (general admission)



Guys if you are interested to go down and watch this once in a lifetime explosive King of the motherfucking Cage tournament, pls give me a ring ASAP as Cheng Yan and I will be going to purchase the tickets.

With several local fighters on show, this huge event is an oppotunity not to be missed!!


brought to you exclusively by Combat Academy

red devil sweat causes flood

ho ho ho ..... lucky lucky red devils. All the pre match talk about man utd bring chelsea to the slaughter so nearly turned on them. red faced man utd will feel very very very very very very lucky to have 1 pt out of last night's game.

the pre match hype did have an effect on chelsea , especially in the first half when the blues were so tentative, as if curious to see what man utd were capable of throwing at us.

A goal down, good oppotunism from saha, but no sweat. Chelsea upped it slightly to 3rd gear in the 2nd half n started to flex abit of muscle, juz a whincy bit. man utd panicked, scholes started hacking lamps, ronaldo tried n tried but cldnt beat ashley cole, and heinze getting hammered around like a little jap school girl whore by drogba. Goal came , as expected.

A pity we didnt push alitle more for the winner. it was as if we were sorta laughing in our toes taunting manure to up their game as well. Well they couldnt, unfortunately.

Man of the match , ASHLEY COLE! for making ronaldo look so foolish. bags of skill that ronaldo fella, but tried as he did, juz couldnt beat super ash. in the end decided to 'succumb' to his injury and save himself more embarassment.

Chelsea VS Man Utd are always fiery affairs, abeit many times 1 sided. Its gd to see manure try to push the envelope this time round. Competition is always gd to hedge against complacency.

Some pics n vids from some past chelsea - man utd encounters. Plenty more happy memories like these to come no qn!




man utd paying tribute to Champions Chelsea, 2 years running.



Man Utd's feeble attempt to prevent Chelsea from the title, ended up presenting it to us.





the ultimate proof that chelsea don't need $$$ to beat the crap out of manure.

update on the beast hunt!!

Thanks to the persistence and gritty commitment of the FBI and their local counterparts, and to Sherlock Holmes of course, plenty of headway has been made in the race and investigation to hunt down the grizzly 'beast-driver' who caused that massive accident in Lor Ah Soo 2 nights ago.



Shocking news just in, apparently, this beast-driver is a queer and dangerous form of a mutant. He was originally just another farm yard animal, but after being suddenly attacked by a serious bout of gluttonycilocis virus, he suddenly mutated into this huge being of a hidesous monster. With the ability to walk, talk, mate(paid), and though not very competently, drive!





The CSI lab in Singapore managed to release this image of the blob-o-saurus. Beware my friends, he may be lurking among us somewhere!!!!!!

evidence!!!

At approximately 12 midnight earlier. I received a call from a concerned resident from the vicinity of the crash site last night. According to him, while walking his dog named joshua, he suddenly saw a black car with funny rims speeding down the road, he curiously noticed that the driver of that black car amazingly looked like a big fat creature with hoofs and yellow/black patchy hair!! Apparently not well versed with the art of driving, he lost control of his vehicle and it skidded and swerved, causing a horrific crash and a pile up behind!

A typical KPO singaporean, he dashed towards the site and quickly noted down the license plate no. After which he instinctly snapped a picture of the culprit of a horrible driver with his camera.

Lets hope this new piece of evidence will help the police nail this errant and irresponsible monster of a driver!


the culprit caught on camera!


/....and justice for all!

still shaken from the accident

I'm still shaken from the horrific crash from last night so i've decided to indulge in some therapeutic guitaring. I've got them on youtube so pls check em' out n leave some comments!


'Don't Cry - Guns n' Roses'



'Nothing Else Matters - Metallica'



'Remember Yesterday - Hammerfall'



/"gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which i desire!!"

/the words of the fatman driver ringing in my head

family and the power rangers

don't u all agree that family is so important. dug up an old pic of my parents and oh they look so sweet together!





Found another interesting pic that's food for thought. A quick peek into the future !










On a lighter note, funny as they may be, these pics are so true to life!



My Personal Favourite:



/Thanks to dil for his amazing creativity

/and for his twisted sick mind

ugly slut

what a sad story

(Adapted from "Money, Power, and then Women - My Biography" by Anthony Montana JR. :

"once there was this ugly slut, who had no life, no friends and no brain. hung around places where she was unwanted, uninvited, n mocked at. one night out of friendship a grp of friends took pity n allowed her along out to have some drinks. she wheeled and dealed n after one of the poor boy was drunk, she convinced the rest to leave them alone. Taking advantage of his drunken stupor, she enticed him to make his move(absolutely poorly adjudged) and then when she was done, happily sniggered away, putting on a front however, as though her modesty had been outraged.

Attention seeking her nature, she whined and cried like a pitiful fool, as though the victim in this henious crime. The perpetrator turned prey, the wolf in sheeps clothing. The girl rapist who cried foul, will burn in hell."
The End

/sigh

/guys ah... better beware.

man and beast

Adil the freak of nature ! Abomination of mankind ! demon spawn!



The beast feasting.... gruesome......



Descendent of the fishman monster found! Notice the common skin colour..



/so tell me.....

/who's the animal now!?!

i am a chinese hooligan i talk like this one

wah.... i didnt know play keeper can get to see so much good show... haha... 1-1 vs ishkawa.... they have alot of interesting talents... a few that can go hk n star in gu wa zhai 10. gerard was suppossed to play keeper, but i ever so kindly volunteered... aiya.. anyway injured mah... cldnt have played otherwise also. heh.

2nd half and the action began. crunching 2 footed tackle by darren 'insulted' the rice bowl of sprinter cum footballer opponent, n he replied with a punch to the head n a few kicks. darren went down like he was shot but we know very well his good acting skills can get him a role in 'the departed'. fight fight fight, fracas, ruckus, madness, screaming children. n then out of the blue. mr angkong boxing stance ah beng shouts I AM A CHINESE HOOLIGAN I TALK LIKE THIS ONE! COME FIGHT ME! PUI! clarence eats spit and then more fracas ruckus. then another shocker, mr chn hooligan kindly delivers bruce lee flying kick that threatened to kill the fly sitting on darrens shoulder

wah. i was stunned. i thought he watched too much gu wa zhai turns out to b he watched shaolin soccer too. hmm.


"GROWL!! I ISH A CHINESE HOOOLIGAN!!"

Ouch but Swee.....

yesterday was sparring day. swee, means i get to mayb test out what i learnt. and of cos test my fitness....... damn fucking shagged.... skipping now increased to 25mins.... after that 1 hour on bags and pats...... and just when i felt i died twice over, then finally came the sparring.... geared up..

i was up against sunny haha...we're about the same size so its a gd match, can see his boxing background from the spar... his footwork and punching all pretty solid... i m like one loose chicken trying all sorts of funny patterns.. which is mayb gd in some sense cos i managed to get some kicks in... overall, it was great fun n a gd experience... got a few good straights to the face from sunny, and he said i gave him a few gd ones in particular one hook haha.

bad news is i hurt my foot on one of those kicks..... and tml's the match against Ishkawa!!! what the fuck!! how la.... gonna ice it the whole of today, hopefully some miracle happens!

pills and permit

oh yar, in case u havent alr heard. MC SU aka Skater Su's music video is out! The motherfucker of a former friend abandoned all his members in SG to MIGRATE to HK. The only good thing he got out of HK is this well done vid...
Couldnt get your permit? back in sg? migrated for 4 months? sounds familiar?

SEE

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/if you like my shit

/ima vomit all my lyrics out

Welcome to the Mengz

woo, what a nerd i am ! i have a blog!? wah.... actually to be frank i had one sometime back but its about 3 yrs out of date. so anyway, suddenly decided it ll b gd to keep a journal of some sort.... yadda yadda yadda and here i am.
what was i saying again?