Saturday, May 05, 2007

Fedor the (Martial) Artist

unbelievable... i'm sure you guys know all about Fedor Emelianenko... but here's a side of him that really gave me a pleasant shock... Apparently, he likes art and drawing in his free time, and posted some of his drawings on his website...

Heres a look into the mind of arguably the best fighter in the world...



Fedors Artwork:


































you probably be mistaking him for a 7 yr old little girl now and doubting if he really fights for a living haha... heres Fedor outside the ring in the days leading to his fight against Cro Cop.



And finally, heres Fedor at his very best, doing what he REALLY does for a living... serious.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Wake Up Call

i'm 9 days away from my exams and i havent even yet got down to studying!! oh man, i hope the urgency kicks in before its too late.....

football match yesterday was cancelled last minute, so went to IHM for mass with gerard, mike and pat... and seeing how mike was so casual and spontaneous in going for Confession... it somehow helped me muster enough courage to go too...

the last time i confessed, i was still in sec 4 and it was in school when FR Simon Pereirra visited..... since then i've always wanted to go but have been too cowardly to go hahaa

anyway, am very glad i managed to get it done, although it wasnt a very good one as i couldnt quite recall all my past bad deeds in such a short time.... penance is a whole rosary which i havent got down to doing, but plan to do so tonight .... (aparently according to mike this is the most he's ever heard anyone got.. shows what a bad boy ive been plus i only confessed those sins that came to mind)

unfortunately, after mass we went over to tiamo and i got myself drunk after a few bottles of wine hahaa.... damn.... so much for confession though i guess drinking is not really such a bad sin (i hope).... been doing some social smoking now and i'm resolving today to STOP! it may be study and exam time which means not much training but still i plan to resume training intensively once exams are over and the social smoking is not helping me one bit! since i'm at it i might as well stop binge drinking too.... anyway i should be studying right..... which reminds me i had better clean the cobwebs off my books and finally open them.....

Happy 21st Bday to CJH!

and oh ya b4 i forget heres a blog of one of my long time friends, kept forgetting to link it.... everyone knows him as PONTACK hahaa... he is famous for his multiple orgasms and for 'shifting beds from one end of the room to the other' exercises..... he is Singapore's Ron Jeremy so girls, dont be shy to ask me for his number.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

IRON MIKE ZAMBIDIS

iron mike zambidis from Greece! born 1980, he's a small fighter too at only 1.67m, always up against bigger and taller opponents but he pawns them! I love his overhand! it seems its his killer move... haha gonna try and imitate his moves man!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

guys, treat your women right!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head(s) and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."


I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."


She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"


Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch at Lawrie's and then went shopping at this huge department store in town.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier!"


I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."


Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."


And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Real Life Ghost Catching On Video

This is interesting..... old uncle is a medium trying to catch a spirit in the house..... notice how he trap the spirit into the auntie's body b4 catching it (3:14)... apparently the spirit run to the auntie as she is the weakest? lol


Real Life Ghost Catching - Never Seen On Metacafe (1st Hand) - More free videos are here

Friday, April 20, 2007

Messidona

This is amazing!!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

uncle quotes

Well guess is time to close the chapter with nothing worth explaining or whatsoever.Keep it to yourself..Why do i have to hear it from others first rather then yourself?
time to go on.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

A (Wise) Man

a (wise) man once said "you only really lose when you stop trying"

a (wise) woman once said, "quitting is hard. Not quitting is harder."





Friendship is like a fight,
whatever happens, you just never stop fighting and you never stop trying. In the
end, even if it all were to be in vain, your conscience would say you were a
true friend till the very end.


 








"telling is hard. Not telling is harder."
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Friday, April 13, 2007

Kenneth Pang VS Adil Makdoom

What would happen if pang and dil got into the ring!?!? the vid below is how it'll look like!! haha


Pang = white guy
Dil = black guy

Friday, April 06, 2007

My first Muay Thai Fight




on 31st march, I had my first ever amatuer muay thai fight! to be honest, when i picked up this sport about 5,6 months back, i never expected that i'd be given the chance to compete so soon. Especially when i watched my fellow gym mates' fights in feb, i thought i still had a long way to go before even thinking of replicating them.

Well, thankfully, i was given this oppotunity to step inside the ring, and for this i have to thank my coaches, sascha, kadir, aaron, zamri and alexis. Its a real pity i couldnt win for my gym, but then again, we all gave our best.

Frankly i was pretty confident going into this fight... i knew i had trained hard, despite the setback of a diarrhoea i suffered bout 10,11 days before the fight... maybe i did outpeak alittle but overall i still felt ready although relatively weakened. I was ok mentally, in my mind, the fight couldnt come any sooner. was anxious to get to the after-fight party! haha.

I was expecting someone around my level to be honest, turns out the guy i was fighting had been training for close to 2 years... and it was his 3rd fight.. i didnt pay much heed to that though, was pretty confident in my training.

In the end i guess my inexperience shown, i was surprisingly very calm , and not nervous at all, perhaps abit too relaxed because i never managed to muster up enough aggression and try n impose him. Got hit by some very good combos from him including one jumping elbow that i never saw. in the 2nd round, he threw a high kick just after the bell, and i was caught out cold, the kick left we asleep for a few seconds... thank God my legs held hahahha..

I feel alittle screwed however... we were wearing STEEL groin guards... the steel was so thick that if you were to kick it as hard as u can i think u'd probably break your foot/leg... at the most if you're hit there, all you'll feel is the outline of the cup pressing on your thigh area.... but then, he went down twice claiming i hit his balls, one was a knee in the first round that might have hit him, but then again like i said, he too kneed me in the balls and it didnt hurt.. its not possible to hit thru steel....

Then in the 3rd round, a rare kick from me clearly hit him in the stomach area, there was a loud "POCK" sound that u can hear from the vid...... he went down... then clutched his balls again. haha... well sorry for griping so much on the balls antics but then i find it pretty ridiculous...

hand to heart though i feel he won clearly... esp in the 2nd round when my inexperience was rly exposed... i've got no complaints about the result, and am extremely thankful for the experience.... a losing start it may be, but invaluable lessons that i'll take into my next fight.

Once again, a big THANK YOU to all my coaches and to all my friends who came down to support me! I Promise my next one will be better!!

Here's my fight VID! Thanks Gabe, Sunny, Pang and Gabby for being my cameramen!!!


Heres my coach's fight. Thanks Aaron! have fun in phuket!



oh ya and did i mention my opponent is only 17 yrs old? How i wish i started earlier... haha...

now that i've fulfilled my new yr's resolution of competing in a muay thai fight within the yr... i'm gonna set a new goal of competing in 2 more by the end of 2007 to make it 3 fights total! =)

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Watch This Space

pls watch this space guys... will post my fight videos soon!!

Also, thanks for coming down to support me guys, unfortunately couldnt thank u guys with a win but still it was a great experience, n i m sure the my next fight will be better.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Pre-Fight Inspiration

just 3 days to my fight, and what better way to prepare for it than watching some inspiring videos on youtube!

you guys have gotta check this guy out.... what great energy and technique! and he'd really scare off any opponent!! hahha!!

hmmmm does he look familiar?? any ideas guys??????







artist's impression

Monday, March 26, 2007

Tickets to Singapore Muay Thai Explosion!

Dear friends! as you know, its only 5 days to the big day!! Singapore Muay Thai Explosion 1 !! I'll be having my first ever amatuer muay thai fight so I really hope to have your support once again!

I will only be in the gym on mon and tues this week, so if you want me to help u buy tix pls lemme know by tues afternoon latest alright....

Once again, full details of the event is on the pic... however, pls note that my fight is part of the undercard event, which means it will take place in the afternoon (will only know time on day itself) before the professional fights.

So see you guys there! going out till late that night for sure!!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Weak from Diarrhoea and the Pokemon Machine

argh.... feeling WEAK now... and its only 11 days from the big day! Getting worried! Afraid if i don't train soon enough i'll not be ready/fit enough/etc...... oh well, keep in your prayers friends!

Anyway, was resting at home the whole of today until Rudi convinced me to bring him down for some fun (a walk). hahaa... somehow, like a little naughty playful kid, he insisted on having a go at the pokemon machine at the mamashop... was nice I caught it on cam! hahahahaha!


Rudi having fun... i think he lost abit of weight right? i've been bringing him along on my runs... but he's still a fatty...

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Muay Thai Exhibition and The WWE

back from the exhibition in Clarke Quay! n yes it was fun! haha, i got to be a corner man yesterday but today was my turn to get into the ring and do an exhibition fight with Sunny! haha!

Was pretty funny how the plan didnt turn out quite as choreographed, but hope we looked good! See, the plan was to wow n impress the crowd more than anything, so we were both like WWE fighters for a night! lol, great fun. Hope my fight on the 31st will be equally enjoyable yeah!

Heres some pics and a short clip! Will post more pics once i get em. Wish i had more videos though, it was really cool, we had a really sweet entrance with an announcer and music and the SMOKE MACHINE!

Sunny delivers deadly blow with matching facial expression!


my turn!! haha!!


Short vid clip

Friday, March 16, 2007

Muay Thai Exhibition at Clarke Quay

Dear Friends!

On the 16th and 17th of March, Friday and Saturday! There will be a Muay Thai PRE-Event Exhibition at Clarke Quay (in the middle where the fountain is). This exhibition is in promotion of the March 31st fights!

Starting at 6pm you will see a display of Muay Thai Demos by the various Gyms from around the Island including Combat Academy, where i'm from. There will also Interactive Games and Quiz for the audience to win tickets to the main event.

I'll be going down so if you're interested... see you there!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Muay Thai Fight on March 31st

after my boxing fight, juz got news that the march 31st muay thai fight for me is probably on. so i've gotta jump right in to some hard training! its only like 2 wks away... n muay thai is ALOT ALOT more demanding than boxing. Really hope I get through it well!

PLs come down and support if you can its part of the SINGAPORE MUAY THAI EXPLOSION 1 (details 2 posts below) so although this time round you guys need to buy tickets... i still rly hope to have your fantastic support once again!

Vid below is my hard at training!!! GRRRR!!! haha , well, not rly, its juz me bored having nothing to do while waiting for ChengYan to bathe finish b4 we leave after a hard day's training. would have hoped to record longer but already super shagged hahahahaha!!

Monday, March 12, 2007

My Boxing Fight

Yesterday was Combact Academy's In-House boxing competition at the FULL MOON BEACH BAR, and my first ever fight!

Many thanks to everyone at the gym! must have been hard work organising n helping us prepare. Thanks to my supporters haha! kenneth, adil, joel, shaun, mike n gf, jackie n gf, chengyan! thanks for showing up, for the great company n support haha!

thanks to cameraman pang who recorded the fights on my n73. not very clear, but then better than nothing i guess haha... brilliant commentary in the vid too...

i don't think i did particularly well though, was kinda disappointed after the fight... this means i need to work even harder! but i guess its still great to start off with a win! hopefully the next time will be better!!

Cheng yan's fight is uploaded!! Although he lost, i think he did superb! he's in red.


chengyan's fight



my fight





a proud Rudi posing with my trophy hahaha

Friday, March 09, 2007

Stereotypes (updated with valid video)

hahaa.. i've been reading abit on stereotypes lately in prep for my Pyschology prelim..... but how much i read still cant explain the concept of stereotype clearer than this lil vid here. courteousy of SouthPark!!

Southpark explains Stereotypes

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Singapore Muay Thai Explosion 1

Professional Muay Thai competition right here in Singapore! Get your tickets now!!





p.s. pls support Aaron "The Ghost" Fisher (2nd row, 1st guy from the left) hahahahhaha!!!!

Monday, March 05, 2007

More Than Sad

how sad is more than sad?? if one day you found out that the love of your life was cheating behind your back with your bestest friend.... how would it feel like?

"even if today we should die and be seperated.... i would still not be as sad as this"

the lyrics to the chorus of this beautifully sad and depressing thai song.... introduced to us by the one and only Shery!! haha..... The song's called "More than Sad" and its by Thai sweetie pie singer Punch....

Lyric Translation

Open the lyric transalation and play the song along with it, then you'll understand why this song is so sad....... =(

Friday, March 02, 2007

Amatuer Boxing Competition

There will be an amatuer boxing competition next SAT 10th MARCH from 12pm to 5pm. It will be held at Full Moon Beach Bar, EastCoast Costa Sands.

Apparently the ring will be set up in the bar itself and as far as i know its free admission. Ruben, ChengYan and I will be fighting so if you're free pls come down to support!!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Mengz is in Shock

today, during training, i was dealt a near fatal killer blow. no, i was not kicked and knocked out in 7 secs... but i was hit with the news that i will be fighting in 2 additional fights in march.

omg, one alr like not stressful enough. So in total, i ll be fighting 1 boxing fight on march 10, one exhibition muay thai on march 16&17, and one amatuer muay thai fight on march 31st! (before my instructor's pro fight) thats like 3 fights in a month. my balls r in my throat now. and yes ashley, no furballs, they're all shaven clean.

no denying, even tough training may not be enough to ensure i survive March, so pls include me in ur prayers and well wishes!! muahaha





is this the beginning? or the end? ... look at my retarded scared shitless face.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

The Science of Showering!

OMG, this is more accurate than a horoscope reading! hahaha, thanks to ashes tan for this vid... i think the guy must be secretly watching me shower cos he's copying my exact routine!! that motherfucker he!


How We Shower - Don't click here for the funniest movie of the week

Why SMRT Keep Raising our Fares!!!

ever wondered WHY our mrt and bus fares keep rising???? This vid answers all your questions!!




VID REMOVED DUE TO POLICEMAN RUNNING AROUND CATCHING PPL

Monday, February 19, 2007

How Our Friends Dance

grabbed this off ADIL's blog.... its a vid taken from that very very very EVENTFUL hotplate night at ruben's house. haha. this vid shows how some of our friends dance while hard at work in the bangkok clubs hahaha. see if u can spot which dance belongs to who OK???? theres 2 altogether.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Why Shaun whacked the Lao Puay

wonderful wonderful video by BIG DIL! once you watch this you'll understand why shaun hammered the lao puay like he did in the video 2 posts below... haha... the song in the background is called 'bayee' and was written a damn long time ago, more than 5 yrs ago.... looks like it wasn't written for nothing now!

ahhh..... unforgetable memories of bkk..... brilliant job DIL, my ribs are still aching from all the laughing....muuahahaha.... HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher

haha, this is damn funny, well, I've been learning/training at combat academy for about 4 months now. At the moment, we have Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher training us. He's from Tiger Pitt in Phuket and will be taking our training up until April when he goes back. He's a professional fighter and fought in the recent first ever King of the Cage in Singapore, winning in the first round.

He'll be fighting a pro muay thai competition on march 31st right here in Singapore for a WMC belt! So good luck AARON!! SUCK IT UP!!! YOU"RE NOT GONNA QUIT ON ME ARE YOU?!? haha, this vid below is real funny, Aaron told me to look it up youtube so i'm sharing with you guys, he's the one in the blue shorts.

Amatuer Muay Thai

Amatuer Muay Thai competition was held at Tanglin CC last SAT. 4 guys from our gym Combat Academy took part. Heres a vid of Gabe's fight. Although he lost, i think he did very well considering he's a boxer and only start muay thai for about 1 month. He;s in blue.




By the way, my first amatuer fight is confirmed on 10th March. Ruben is fighting too. Its boxing however. But, sooner or later i will be doing Muay Thai since thats what i train anyway. =x

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Young Singh Hammers Old Manjan

Shaun Bayee Singh beats up Lao Puay. He was on his way to meet his friends to play dota, however while on the bus, an old lao puay recognised him from his gangland days and started taunting him.

Cries of "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour"

spewed out relentlessly from the mouth of the lao puay with the rest of the bus commuters joining in the fun by adding in the "HAIIK!"

Mr Singh however tolerated everything and alighted from the bus, but when the Lao Puay suddenly pinched his ass and asked him, " eh you Bayeeee u like to play backside right? haha", Singh lost it and what happens next can be seen in the video.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Misuse of Video!!

Dear friends and others, unfortunately, due to overwhelming misuse and abuse of the video i last posted
i.e.
1. people not suppossed to see watching secretly

2. and people allowed to see but see liao never tag my blog (jeremy, vanessa etc, you know who u are)

i have been forced to remove it until further notice.



IF YOU HOWEVER,

i) die die need to see it
ii) want to see kenneth pang reading english
iii) NEED to see kenneth dancing and getting groovy slow motion
iv) want to check out ah neh's manhood
v) NEED to wank while watching ah neh's manhood
vi) simply nothing better to do
vii) all of the above



you can contact me and i will quietly pass you the link to its now secret location.
FOr now though, i need to go and scrub my leg off the black pee thats stuck to it. Chenquieh.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

A day in the life of the bang bros

haizz... since the return from bangkok(home) the bang bros have been going through severe depression....

the doctor says its normal... he has 3 wives and 13 kids throughout a few states in thailand. Apparently, the only thing that'll cure is a return to the land of the elves/ elf ears/ paradise / dreamland / heaven / home / wah wah wee wah/ ... he did suggest some(ALOT)of alchohol to suppress the pain though

so anyway, monday was one of our group help sessions.... was pretty fruitful.... ate and drank from 11plus till abt 6 in the morning... and i've got a video to share! watch till the end to catch the 'indian climax'. its titled drunk handsome dogs. hahaha


ps. kenneth, mayb u need to hire me for some angmoh tuition.





'THIS IS WHERE THE CONTROVERSIAL VIDEO USED TO BE'

Monday, February 05, 2007

Homesick

its been exactly 1 wk since we came back.... and i m still homesick as hell... not a single hour passes without me daydreaming we're back in bkk... haiz... its too heartbreaking to upload the pics.... so pls click on ADILS blog on the right to view them hahaha......

this song below was introduced to us in a club in Ratchanda, the club was called Zeed... it was huge and full of thais...(hot hot thais).... Chivas bottles were like 3000baht for 2 bottles.... thats like S$130 for 2 bottles... BRILLIANT!! theres a special dance for this song too.... all the chix in the club were doing it ,it kinda works to flaunt their assets haha , you've gotta be there to truly appreciate it!!

Oh take me home pls... slow motion....

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

The Bang Bros are back!!

Back from the land of elves...... =( ohhh... how i wish i could stay there forever..... heaven...truly heaven..... the bang bros will return!!!! pics will be up once i get them. SAWADEEKUP!!!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

NO PORK AT ALL??

hahahhahaha......... no pork no pork NO PORK AT ALL!! one more time i call the police!!!!

Templars of Steel

like mighty templars, the chosen 11+1 will ride to battle tomorrow.........

what a super song..... an intro that would make a perfect ring entry haha.....

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Bang Bros Meeting

To the selected Bang Bros, pls be reminded that our FINAL and ULTIMATE meeting will be held TOMORROW, SUNDAY!! Meet at IHM for mass.... meeting will commence after.

PLs be ready with your researched materials and enquiries, pls also be ON TIME!!

Monday, January 15, 2007

SIM FC undone by NYP secret weapon!!!

today we lost 7-0 to NYP!!! We did expect to lose to be honest, but not by this much!!! NYP really very shrewd.... they brought on their SUPER SECRET WEAPON!!! Never in a million years could we have expected this tactic of theirs. they placed the FAMOUS TAMMI behind our goal!!! i repeat . T H E FAMOUS TAMMI!!!! Damn... how to concentrate on football with the unofficial MISS SINGAPORE of 2006 jumping around behind our goal sia...... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7-0 before we even realised what hit us....

haiz.... curse my luck, i think i should have continued making eyes at tammi though... the moment i turned my attention to the game.... my dear opponent mr mud kindly stamped me on the calf/shin with his studs.... i'm definately out of thursdays game.... n doubtful for next week's games....... the end of my tournament? sadly perhaps so.... oh well, this means its back to concentrating on muaythai n fight training after the IVP.....

Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi!!!

Monday, January 08, 2007

broke n beaten up

i am so motherfucking tired!! haha. my body is going to break down soon! hmm... i wonder how much more i can take. interesting. 6 days nonstop football, hmm no big deal realli except that 3 out of the 6 days were matches. i realli love that stupid ball hor.... or mayb i juz am too responsible a person. ;) . but its not gonna end here. this wk we have training......EVERYDAY!! whoopie. i am gonna have a stroke.

Well, thankfully I still have a life apart from football. My cousin got married yesterday! Congrats to the loving couple. The first of all the cousins to get married. Wish them happiness, i do feel envious but i don't think marriage is gonna be something for me so soon...... juz calculating the costs involved already leaves me wheezing n feeling faint. Anymore family planning now will leave me dropping dead with my cock steamed.

the lovely couple reciting their vows


After the wedding headed over to my cousins house. Had some wine and caught up with my brother, cousins and uncle. Its nice to hang out with family. Took some pics too.... Rene the photographer took a few professional ones with his super huge camera... will post those when i get them... the pics here are from my n73... fact: Sony Ericsson Coolpix camera is confirm better than my n73......

me and baby at the house...


4 hunky cousins .... me , maurice, eugene and rene



thats it for now.... ima go rest my broken body.. woohoo!! anyone wanna volunteer to give me a massage?? i need one badly =(

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I love Borat!!

brilliant!! an absolute masterpiece!! a production even Members who did havoc bastards would have been proud of!!

Chenquieh!! Its BORAT!!! caught this brilliant work of art with my baby. She's usually SOOOOOOO hard to please when it comes to comedies like these and she almost laughed her ass to the floor! MOre please Sascha!! Can you come down and do Cultural Learnings Of Singapore For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazahkstan??!! HAHA!! waa waa wee waa!!

/so borat, do you think woman should be educate?

Friday, December 29, 2006

the mengz year in review!!

2 more days to 2007!! what the fuck, didnt even realise a whole year passed. New years used to be a day of celebration and something to look forward to but these days, i'm starting to dread them... forever young... i wanna be forever young......

anyways, i figured its time to make some resolutions!!!! ANY IDEAS FELLAS?!? hmm, while i go sit on the toilet bowl (diarhoea since xmas day) and ponder, i shall post some pics in review of the year gone by. Some highlights and memorable events in 2006!

Bangkok 2006!!! the bang bros of july!! Missing elen in this pic


zooming around the streets of bangkok on a tuk tuk!! Spacious tuk tuk not so comfy if u have adil squeezing in between!! con-man tuk tuk driver, well done Elen for 'cultivating' him. In return he brought us to a baht sucking restaurant!!


on the way to pattaya!! who's idea was that!??


Happy 23rd bday to me!! thanks baby for the cake! you're the best!!!


The Mills came to town!


we bumped into the bAyee brothers at MOS!


family day out at the beach!!


baby and rudi having a swim!!!


wah.... uploading pics is quite a work out! pretty shagged now , oh ya guys pls remember to check our my bro unclegabriel's new blog!! its linked!! till i figure out my resolutions.... its gdnite!!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Happy bday Rudi and Merry XMAS

Happy birthday Rudi!! Its everyone's beloved jack russell's 5th birthday this xmas eve (24th dec). Time flies so fast and in a blink of an eye he's all grown up now! He got a new shirt for his bday this yr. But somethings don't change, its still his bday steak thats the main event!


Rudi a cute little 2 month old puppy when he first arrived!

getting used to his new home




some old pics from his bday when he turned 1 yr old!!

you're an adult now Rudi!




Pics from this yrs birthday! He's put on weight!!
showing off the new shirt he got this yr!!


Yummy yummy!!


Waiting patiently while everyone sings the birthday song!


dig in!!


Clean as a whistle! All gone!! That explains the weight!




Merry Christmas Friends! My favourite time of the year is here again, and this yr, the party's to be held at Attayah's house. Thanks Tahyah for agreeing to the mayhem! Went for 9pm mass at IHM with the boys, headed down to Tahyah's house at sembawang after that, not before stopping by the AMK MAC drivethru to tah pao 10 dbl cheeseburgers 10 fillet o'fish burgers, 10 mac chicken burgers, 100 pkts of chili sauce, 50 pkts of curry sauce, 50 pkts of mayoneisse and 20 pkts of bbq sauce. (our exact order to the very last detail). As expected, the lousy staff at MAC's got their maths wrong and screwed up the no. of packets.

It was food and drinks galore at the party, everyone was dressed real flash because there was a $20 fine for anyone not in formal attire! I've yet to get some pics from the digicam so here are some first!

The xmas tree at my house!


on the way to the party!


welcome to the party

Yes he has the beard... and the outfit... but i never knew Santa was black?


Some house rules


What a spread!


The turkey roasting in the oven!


The rest of the pics once i get them! Till then, Happy holidays!!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Miracle of Christmas

Truly, Christmas is the time for miracles. For love, for forgiveness. And for returning to HIM.

I'd like to share this very touching video i chanced upon. I applaud Al Qaeda's Ayman Al-Zawahiri for his great humility. Theres a lesson to be learnt from this. No matter our faults and the wrongs we've done, lets seize this oppotunity, offered to us in the spirit of christmas, to set things right.


i fought to hold back the tears =(

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

X'mas shopping

Ohhh yes baby, i've been searching high and low for the PERFECT XMAS PRESENT. And here it is baby.



with love, from me to you.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Congrats to MR AND MRS "MC SU"

We've just received breaking news that local rap sensation MC SUis about to tie the knot!!

Last we heard, MC SU gave up his mic for a magnifying glass as he set out to solve the mystery of the sambal eggs bloody monster. Apparently, upon meeting it face to face, the alluring aroma of sambal somehow tugged at the heart strings of the singlish rapper. It was love at first smell, and kissing/smooching/frenching/tongue-ing ensued immediately!

Congratulations MR and MRS "MC SU" , we hope you make LOTS of babies cos otherwise, the UNUSED EGGS might end up terrorising innocent cars and victims.


yo yo , check it, check it. happily ever after

"Outrageous Molesty" ???

New footage provided by a confidential source!! Full details are yet unknown.... What is going on with???!!! is that MC SU?? Updates as the story progresses will be provided.




su in love? what is happening?










a close up. screenshot of the strange affair. why are their faces glued together?















Soon to come!!!! The final jigsaw to the "case of the bloody monster". A shocking revelation!! The ultimate proof!!!!!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Beast Driver and his accomplice "bloody beast monster"

New updates!!!

According to the FBI, the fearsome beast driver has now recruited an accomplice!!! The beasty accomplice is reportedly some form of a horrific creature that mutated out of the scrotum of one of the members of havoc bastards. It has developed the skill to egg innocent people from inside a moving vehicle, WITHOUT ANY EGGS!!!!
Apparently, this monstrous mutant has some form of a genetic organ capable of shooting SAMBAL EGGS!! The sambal sauce is internally produced and coated onto the eggs before they are shot out!!

His/Her/Its identity is not yet known as we speak, but apparently, the FBI have acquired the services of rapper MC SU to lead the investigations. It is hoped with his knowledge of Singlish rapping and his vast experience with the phenomena of leaking, he can catch the culprit.

MC SU has made much headway since taking over the case and was kind enough to provide us with a picture. However, as the alleged suspect can not be determined guilty until proven, its identity has been withheld. You can however, check our MC SU's friendster for the FULL details.

File picture provided by Investigator MC SU

Sunday, December 03, 2006

King of the motherfucking Cage!

AWESOME!!!! thats one word to describe KOTC. For the first ever time in Singapore. I really hope they make it something that happens more often down here. Mixed Martial Art's absolutely mind blowing.

A huge twist! some fighter suddenly pulled out or something and Kadir(muay thai instructor at combat academy) was brought in to take his place. He only knew he was going to fight at 10pm the night before, and having no training and background in ground combat, fighting an mma fight really meant a big disadvantage. Worse still he was up against a Silat And Jiu jitsu exponent and unfortuntely he was submitted via and armbar in the 1st round.

Ive got so many vids and a few pics from KOTC. Fucking youtube got problem duno why cant upload the vids. I ll post the pics here, not very clear though. once the vids r up i'll link them.




..................................................The Cage!!!!


World famous MMA referee Herb Dean, you might have seen in on Ultimate Fighting Championship and The Ultimate Fighter


Me with the very lovely ring girls!


Ring girl's entry and 1st fight between 18 yr old muay thai exponent VS 19 yr old Ninjado fighter



Kadir's fight



Aaron 'the ghost' Fisher VS thai fighter, part 1. I hope the thai guy is alright



Part 2 where Aaron grounds and pounds the thai fighter.



The main event. Tiger Pitt founder Sean 'hungry tiger' Douglas up against another thai fighter. Took a pic with Sean after the fight! Will post it up soon!