Guys if you are interested to go down and watch this once in a lifetime explosive King of the motherfucking Cage tournament, pls give me a ring ASAP as Cheng Yan and I will be going to purchase the tickets.
With several local fighters on show, this huge event is an oppotunity not to be missed!!
ho ho ho ..... lucky lucky red devils. All the pre match talk about man utd bring chelsea to the slaughter so nearly turned on them. red faced man utd will feel very very very very very very lucky to have 1 pt out of last night's game.
the pre match hype did have an effect on chelsea , especially in the first half when the blues were so tentative, as if curious to see what man utd were capable of throwing at us.
A goal down, good oppotunism from saha, but no sweat. Chelsea upped it slightly to 3rd gear in the 2nd half n started to flex abit of muscle, juz a whincy bit. man utd panicked, scholes started hacking lamps, ronaldo tried n tried but cldnt beat ashley cole, and heinze getting hammered around like a little jap school girl whore by drogba. Goal came , as expected.
A pity we didnt push alitle more for the winner. it was as if we were sorta laughing in our toes taunting manure to up their game as well. Well they couldnt, unfortunately.
Man of the match , ASHLEY COLE! for making ronaldo look so foolish. bags of skill that ronaldo fella, but tried as he did, juz couldnt beat super ash. in the end decided to 'succumb' to his injury and save himself more embarassment.
Chelsea VS Man Utd are always fiery affairs, abeit many times 1 sided. Its gd to see manure try to push the envelope this time round. Competition is always gd to hedge against complacency.
Some pics n vids from some past chelsea - man utd encounters. Plenty more happy memories like these to come no qn!
man utd paying tribute to Champions Chelsea, 2 years running.
Man Utd's feeble attempt to prevent Chelsea from the title, ended up presenting it to us.
the ultimate proof that chelsea don't need $$$ to beat the crap out of manure.
Thanks to the persistence and gritty commitment of the FBI and their local counterparts, and to Sherlock Holmes of course, plenty of headway has been made in the race and investigation to hunt down the grizzly 'beast-driver' who caused that massive accident in Lor Ah Soo 2 nights ago.
Shocking news just in, apparently, this beast-driver is a queer and dangerous form of a mutant. He was originally just another farm yard animal, but after being suddenly attacked by a serious bout of gluttonycilocis virus, he suddenly mutated into this huge being of a hidesous monster. With the ability to walk, talk, mate(paid), and though not very competently, drive!
The CSI lab in Singapore managed to release this image of the blob-o-saurus. Beware my friends, he may be lurking among us somewhere!!!!!!
At approximately 12 midnight earlier. I received a call from a concerned resident from the vicinity of the crash site last night. According to him, while walking his dog named joshua, he suddenly saw a black car with funny rims speeding down the road, he curiously noticed that the driver of that black car amazingly looked like a big fat creature with hoofs and yellow/black patchy hair!! Apparently not well versed with the art of driving, he lost control of his vehicle and it skidded and swerved, causing a horrific crash and a pile up behind!
A typical KPO singaporean, he dashed towards the site and quickly noted down the license plate no. After which he instinctly snapped a picture of the culprit of a horrible driver with his camera.
Lets hope this new piece of evidence will help the police nail this errant and irresponsible monster of a driver!
I'm still shaken from the horrific crash from last night so i've decided to indulge in some therapeutic guitaring. I've got them on youtube so pls check em' out n leave some comments!
'Don't Cry - Guns n' Roses'
'Nothing Else Matters - Metallica'
'Remember Yesterday - Hammerfall'
/"gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which i desire!!"
/the words of the fatman driver ringing in my head
(Adapted from "Money, Power, and then Women - My Biography" by Anthony Montana JR. :
"once there was this ugly slut, who had no life, no friends and no brain. hung around places where she was unwanted, uninvited, n mocked at. one night out of friendship a grp of friends took pity n allowed her along out to have some drinks. she wheeled and dealed n after one of the poor boy was drunk, she convinced the rest to leave them alone. Taking advantage of his drunken stupor, she enticed him to make his move(absolutely poorly adjudged) and then when she was done, happily sniggered away, putting on a front however, as though her modesty had been outraged.
Attention seeking her nature, she whined and cried like a pitiful fool, as though the victim in this henious crime. The perpetrator turned prey, the wolf in sheeps clothing. The girl rapist who cried foul, will burn in hell." The End
wah.... i didnt know play keeper can get to see so much good show... haha... 1-1 vs ishkawa.... they have alot of interesting talents... a few that can go hk n star in gu wa zhai 10. gerard was suppossed to play keeper, but i ever so kindly volunteered... aiya.. anyway injured mah... cldnt have played otherwise also. heh.
2nd half and the action began. crunching 2 footed tackle by darren 'insulted' the rice bowl of sprinter cum footballer opponent, n he replied with a punch to the head n a few kicks. darren went down like he was shot but we know very well his good acting skills can get him a role in 'the departed'. fight fight fight, fracas, ruckus, madness, screaming children. n then out of the blue. mr angkong boxing stance ah beng shouts I AM A CHINESE HOOLIGAN I TALK LIKE THIS ONE! COME FIGHT ME! PUI! clarence eats spit and then more fracas ruckus. then another shocker, mr chn hooligan kindly delivers bruce lee flying kick that threatened to kill the fly sitting on darrens shoulder
wah. i was stunned. i thought he watched too much gu wa zhai turns out to b he watched shaolin soccer too. hmm.
yesterday was sparring day. swee, means i get to mayb test out what i learnt. and of cos test my fitness....... damn fucking shagged.... skipping now increased to 25mins.... after that 1 hour on bags and pats...... and just when i felt i died twice over, then finally came the sparring.... geared up..
i was up against sunny haha...we're about the same size so its a gd match, can see his boxing background from the spar... his footwork and punching all pretty solid... i m like one loose chicken trying all sorts of funny patterns.. which is mayb gd in some sense cos i managed to get some kicks in... overall, it was great fun n a gd experience... got a few good straights to the face from sunny, and he said i gave him a few gd ones in particular one hook haha.
bad news is i hurt my foot on one of those kicks..... and tml's the match against Ishkawa!!! what the fuck!! how la.... gonna ice it the whole of today, hopefully some miracle happens!
oh yar, in case u havent alr heard. MC SU aka Skater Su's music video is out! The motherfucker of a former friend abandoned all his members in SG to MIGRATE to HK. The only good thing he got out of HK is this well done vid... Couldnt get your permit? back in sg? migrated for 4 months? sounds familiar?
woo, what a nerd i am ! i have a blog!? wah.... actually to be frank i had one sometime back but its about 3 yrs out of date. so anyway, suddenly decided it ll b gd to keep a journal of some sort.... yadda yadda yadda and here i am. what was i saying again?
