Mengz is in Shock

today, during training, i was dealt a near fatal killer blow. no, i was not kicked and knocked out in 7 secs... but i was hit with the news that i will be fighting in 2 additional fights in march.

omg, one alr like not stressful enough. So in total, i ll be fighting 1 boxing fight on march 10, one exhibition muay thai on march 16&17, and one amatuer muay thai fight on march 31st! (before my instructor's pro fight) thats like 3 fights in a month. my balls r in my throat now. and yes ashley, no furballs, they're all shaven clean.

no denying, even tough training may not be enough to ensure i survive March, so pls include me in ur prayers and well wishes!! muahaha





is this the beginning? or the end? ... look at my retarded scared shitless face.

The Science of Showering!

OMG, this is more accurate than a horoscope reading! hahaha, thanks to ashes tan for this vid... i think the guy must be secretly watching me shower cos he's copying my exact routine!! that motherfucker he!


How We Shower - Don't click here for the funniest movie of the week

Why SMRT Keep Raising our Fares!!!

ever wondered WHY our mrt and bus fares keep rising???? This vid answers all your questions!!




VID REMOVED DUE TO POLICEMAN RUNNING AROUND CATCHING PPL

How Our Friends Dance

grabbed this off ADIL's blog.... its a vid taken from that very very very EVENTFUL hotplate night at ruben's house. haha. this vid shows how some of our friends dance while hard at work in the bangkok clubs hahaha. see if u can spot which dance belongs to who OK???? theres 2 altogether.

Why Shaun whacked the Lao Puay

wonderful wonderful video by BIG DIL! once you watch this you'll understand why shaun hammered the lao puay like he did in the video 2 posts below... haha... the song in the background is called 'bayee' and was written a damn long time ago, more than 5 yrs ago.... looks like it wasn't written for nothing now!

ahhh..... unforgetable memories of bkk..... brilliant job DIL, my ribs are still aching from all the laughing....muuahahaha.... HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......

Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher

haha, this is damn funny, well, I've been learning/training at combat academy for about 4 months now. At the moment, we have Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher training us. He's from Tiger Pitt in Phuket and will be taking our training up until April when he goes back. He's a professional fighter and fought in the recent first ever King of the Cage in Singapore, winning in the first round.

He'll be fighting a pro muay thai competition on march 31st right here in Singapore for a WMC belt! So good luck AARON!! SUCK IT UP!!! YOU"RE NOT GONNA QUIT ON ME ARE YOU?!? haha, this vid below is real funny, Aaron told me to look it up youtube so i'm sharing with you guys, he's the one in the blue shorts.

Amatuer Muay Thai

Amatuer Muay Thai competition was held at Tanglin CC last SAT. 4 guys from our gym Combat Academy took part. Heres a vid of Gabe's fight. Although he lost, i think he did very well considering he's a boxer and only start muay thai for about 1 month. He;s in blue.




By the way, my first amatuer fight is confirmed on 10th March. Ruben is fighting too. Its boxing however. But, sooner or later i will be doing Muay Thai since thats what i train anyway. =x

Young Singh Hammers Old Manjan

Shaun Bayee Singh beats up Lao Puay. He was on his way to meet his friends to play dota, however while on the bus, an old lao puay recognised him from his gangland days and started taunting him. Cries of "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour" spewed out relentlessly from the mouth of the lao puay with the rest of the bus commuters joining in the fun by adding in the "HAIIK!" Mr Singh however tolerated everything and alighted from the bus, but when the Lao Puay suddenly pinched his ass and asked him, " eh you Bayeeee u like to play backside right? haha", Singh lost it and what happens next can be seen in the video.

Misuse of Video!!

Dear friends and others, unfortunately, due to overwhelming misuse and abuse of the video i last posted
i.e.
1. people not suppossed to see watching secretly

2. and people allowed to see but see liao never tag my blog (jeremy, vanessa etc, you know who u are)

i have been forced to remove it until further notice.



IF YOU HOWEVER,

i) die die need to see it
ii) want to see kenneth pang reading english
iii) NEED to see kenneth dancing and getting groovy slow motion
iv) want to check out ah neh's manhood
v) NEED to wank while watching ah neh's manhood
vi) simply nothing better to do
vii) all of the above



you can contact me and i will quietly pass you the link to its now secret location.
FOr now though, i need to go and scrub my leg off the black pee thats stuck to it. Chenquieh.

A day in the life of the bang bros

haizz... since the return from bangkok(home) the bang bros have been going through severe depression....

the doctor says its normal... he has 3 wives and 13 kids throughout a few states in thailand. Apparently, the only thing that'll cure is a return to the land of the elves/ elf ears/ paradise / dreamland / heaven / home / wah wah wee wah/ ... he did suggest some(ALOT)of alchohol to suppress the pain though

so anyway, monday was one of our group help sessions.... was pretty fruitful.... ate and drank from 11plus till abt 6 in the morning... and i've got a video to share! watch till the end to catch the 'indian climax'. its titled drunk handsome dogs. hahaha


ps. kenneth, mayb u need to hire me for some angmoh tuition.





'THIS IS WHERE THE CONTROVERSIAL VIDEO USED TO BE'

Homesick

its been exactly 1 wk since we came back.... and i m still homesick as hell... not a single hour passes without me daydreaming we're back in bkk... haiz... its too heartbreaking to upload the pics.... so pls click on ADILS blog on the right to view them hahaha......

this song below was introduced to us in a club in Ratchanda, the club was called Zeed... it was huge and full of thais...(hot hot thais).... Chivas bottles were like 3000baht for 2 bottles.... thats like S$130 for 2 bottles... BRILLIANT!! theres a special dance for this song too.... all the chix in the club were doing it ,it kinda works to flaunt their assets haha , you've gotta be there to truly appreciate it!!

Oh take me home pls... slow motion....

The Bang Bros are back!!

Back from the land of elves...... =( ohhh... how i wish i could stay there forever..... heaven...truly heaven..... the bang bros will return!!!! pics will be up once i get them. SAWADEEKUP!!!

NO PORK AT ALL??

hahahhahaha......... no pork no pork NO PORK AT ALL!! one more time i call the police!!!!

Templars of Steel

like mighty templars, the chosen 11+1 will ride to battle tomorrow.........

what a super song..... an intro that would make a perfect ring entry haha.....

Bang Bros Meeting

To the selected Bang Bros, pls be reminded that our FINAL and ULTIMATE meeting will be held TOMORROW, SUNDAY!! Meet at IHM for mass.... meeting will commence after.

PLs be ready with your researched materials and enquiries, pls also be ON TIME!!

SIM FC undone by NYP secret weapon!!!

today we lost 7-0 to NYP!!! We did expect to lose to be honest, but not by this much!!! NYP really very shrewd.... they brought on their SUPER SECRET WEAPON!!! Never in a million years could we have expected this tactic of theirs. they placed the FAMOUS TAMMI behind our goal!!! i repeat . T H E FAMOUS TAMMI!!!! Damn... how to concentrate on football with the unofficial MISS SINGAPORE of 2006 jumping around behind our goal sia...... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7-0 before we even realised what hit us....

haiz.... curse my luck, i think i should have continued making eyes at tammi though... the moment i turned my attention to the game.... my dear opponent mr mud kindly stamped me on the calf/shin with his studs.... i'm definately out of thursdays game.... n doubtful for next week's games....... the end of my tournament? sadly perhaps so.... oh well, this means its back to concentrating on muaythai n fight training after the IVP.....

Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi!!!

broke n beaten up

i am so motherfucking tired!! haha. my body is going to break down soon! hmm... i wonder how much more i can take. interesting. 6 days nonstop football, hmm no big deal realli except that 3 out of the 6 days were matches. i realli love that stupid ball hor.... or mayb i juz am too responsible a person. ;) . but its not gonna end here. this wk we have training......EVERYDAY!! whoopie. i am gonna have a stroke.

Well, thankfully I still have a life apart from football. My cousin got married yesterday! Congrats to the loving couple. The first of all the cousins to get married. Wish them happiness, i do feel envious but i don't think marriage is gonna be something for me so soon...... juz calculating the costs involved already leaves me wheezing n feeling faint. Anymore family planning now will leave me dropping dead with my cock steamed.

the lovely couple reciting their vows


After the wedding headed over to my cousins house. Had some wine and caught up with my brother, cousins and uncle. Its nice to hang out with family. Took some pics too.... Rene the photographer took a few professional ones with his super huge camera... will post those when i get them... the pics here are from my n73... fact: Sony Ericsson Coolpix camera is confirm better than my n73......

me and baby at the house...


4 hunky cousins .... me , maurice, eugene and rene



thats it for now.... ima go rest my broken body.. woohoo!! anyone wanna volunteer to give me a massage?? i need one badly =(

I love Borat!!

brilliant!! an absolute masterpiece!! a production even Members who did havoc bastards would have been proud of!!

Chenquieh!! Its BORAT!!! caught this brilliant work of art with my baby. She's usually SOOOOOOO hard to please when it comes to comedies like these and she almost laughed her ass to the floor! MOre please Sascha!! Can you come down and do Cultural Learnings Of Singapore For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazahkstan??!! HAHA!! waa waa wee waa!!

/so borat, do you think woman should be educate?

the mengz year in review!!

2 more days to 2007!! what the fuck, didnt even realise a whole year passed. New years used to be a day of celebration and something to look forward to but these days, i'm starting to dread them... forever young... i wanna be forever young......

anyways, i figured its time to make some resolutions!!!! ANY IDEAS FELLAS?!? hmm, while i go sit on the toilet bowl (diarhoea since xmas day) and ponder, i shall post some pics in review of the year gone by. Some highlights and memorable events in 2006!

Bangkok 2006!!! the bang bros of july!! Missing elen in this pic


zooming around the streets of bangkok on a tuk tuk!! Spacious tuk tuk not so comfy if u have adil squeezing in between!! con-man tuk tuk driver, well done Elen for 'cultivating' him. In return he brought us to a baht sucking restaurant!!


on the way to pattaya!! who's idea was that!??


Happy 23rd bday to me!! thanks baby for the cake! you're the best!!!


The Mills came to town!


we bumped into the bAyee brothers at MOS!


family day out at the beach!!


baby and rudi having a swim!!!


wah.... uploading pics is quite a work out! pretty shagged now , oh ya guys pls remember to check our my bro unclegabriel's new blog!! its linked!! till i figure out my resolutions.... its gdnite!!

Happy bday Rudi and Merry XMAS

Happy birthday Rudi!! Its everyone's beloved jack russell's 5th birthday this xmas eve (24th dec). Time flies so fast and in a blink of an eye he's all grown up now! He got a new shirt for his bday this yr. But somethings don't change, its still his bday steak thats the main event!


Rudi a cute little 2 month old puppy when he first arrived!

getting used to his new home




some old pics from his bday when he turned 1 yr old!!

you're an adult now Rudi!




Pics from this yrs birthday! He's put on weight!!
showing off the new shirt he got this yr!!


Yummy yummy!!


Waiting patiently while everyone sings the birthday song!


dig in!!


Clean as a whistle! All gone!! That explains the weight!




Merry Christmas Friends! My favourite time of the year is here again, and this yr, the party's to be held at Attayah's house. Thanks Tahyah for agreeing to the mayhem! Went for 9pm mass at IHM with the boys, headed down to Tahyah's house at sembawang after that, not before stopping by the AMK MAC drivethru to tah pao 10 dbl cheeseburgers 10 fillet o'fish burgers, 10 mac chicken burgers, 100 pkts of chili sauce, 50 pkts of curry sauce, 50 pkts of mayoneisse and 20 pkts of bbq sauce. (our exact order to the very last detail). As expected, the lousy staff at MAC's got their maths wrong and screwed up the no. of packets.

It was food and drinks galore at the party, everyone was dressed real flash because there was a $20 fine for anyone not in formal attire! I've yet to get some pics from the digicam so here are some first!

The xmas tree at my house!


on the way to the party!


welcome to the party

Yes he has the beard... and the outfit... but i never knew Santa was black?


Some house rules


What a spread!


The turkey roasting in the oven!


The rest of the pics once i get them! Till then, Happy holidays!!