Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Mengz is in Shock

today, during training, i was dealt a near fatal killer blow. no, i was not kicked and knocked out in 7 secs... but i was hit with the news that i will be fighting in 2 additional fights in march.

omg, one alr like not stressful enough. So in total, i ll be fighting 1 boxing fight on march 10, one exhibition muay thai on march 16&17, and one amatuer muay thai fight on march 31st! (before my instructor's pro fight) thats like 3 fights in a month. my balls r in my throat now. and yes ashley, no furballs, they're all shaven clean.

no denying, even tough training may not be enough to ensure i survive March, so pls include me in ur prayers and well wishes!! muahaha





is this the beginning? or the end? ... look at my retarded scared shitless face.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

The Science of Showering!

OMG, this is more accurate than a horoscope reading! hahaha, thanks to ashes tan for this vid... i think the guy must be secretly watching me shower cos he's copying my exact routine!! that motherfucker he!


How We Shower - Don't click here for the funniest movie of the week

Why SMRT Keep Raising our Fares!!!

ever wondered WHY our mrt and bus fares keep rising???? This vid answers all your questions!!




VID REMOVED DUE TO POLICEMAN RUNNING AROUND CATCHING PPL

Monday, February 19, 2007

How Our Friends Dance

grabbed this off ADIL's blog.... its a vid taken from that very very very EVENTFUL hotplate night at ruben's house. haha. this vid shows how some of our friends dance while hard at work in the bangkok clubs hahaha. see if u can spot which dance belongs to who OK???? theres 2 altogether.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Why Shaun whacked the Lao Puay

wonderful wonderful video by BIG DIL! once you watch this you'll understand why shaun hammered the lao puay like he did in the video 2 posts below... haha... the song in the background is called 'bayee' and was written a damn long time ago, more than 5 yrs ago.... looks like it wasn't written for nothing now!

ahhh..... unforgetable memories of bkk..... brilliant job DIL, my ribs are still aching from all the laughing....muuahahaha.... HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher

haha, this is damn funny, well, I've been learning/training at combat academy for about 4 months now. At the moment, we have Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher training us. He's from Tiger Pitt in Phuket and will be taking our training up until April when he goes back. He's a professional fighter and fought in the recent first ever King of the Cage in Singapore, winning in the first round.

He'll be fighting a pro muay thai competition on march 31st right here in Singapore for a WMC belt! So good luck AARON!! SUCK IT UP!!! YOU"RE NOT GONNA QUIT ON ME ARE YOU?!? haha, this vid below is real funny, Aaron told me to look it up youtube so i'm sharing with you guys, he's the one in the blue shorts.

Amatuer Muay Thai

Amatuer Muay Thai competition was held at Tanglin CC last SAT. 4 guys from our gym Combat Academy took part. Heres a vid of Gabe's fight. Although he lost, i think he did very well considering he's a boxer and only start muay thai for about 1 month. He;s in blue.




By the way, my first amatuer fight is confirmed on 10th March. Ruben is fighting too. Its boxing however. But, sooner or later i will be doing Muay Thai since thats what i train anyway. =x

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Young Singh Hammers Old Manjan

Shaun Bayee Singh beats up Lao Puay. He was on his way to meet his friends to play dota, however while on the bus, an old lao puay recognised him from his gangland days and started taunting him.

Cries of "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour"

spewed out relentlessly from the mouth of the lao puay with the rest of the bus commuters joining in the fun by adding in the "HAIIK!"

Mr Singh however tolerated everything and alighted from the bus, but when the Lao Puay suddenly pinched his ass and asked him, " eh you Bayeeee u like to play backside right? haha", Singh lost it and what happens next can be seen in the video.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Misuse of Video!!

Dear friends and others, unfortunately, due to overwhelming misuse and abuse of the video i last posted
i.e.
1. people not suppossed to see watching secretly

2. and people allowed to see but see liao never tag my blog (jeremy, vanessa etc, you know who u are)

i have been forced to remove it until further notice.



IF YOU HOWEVER,

i) die die need to see it
ii) want to see kenneth pang reading english
iii) NEED to see kenneth dancing and getting groovy slow motion
iv) want to check out ah neh's manhood
v) NEED to wank while watching ah neh's manhood
vi) simply nothing better to do
vii) all of the above



you can contact me and i will quietly pass you the link to its now secret location.
FOr now though, i need to go and scrub my leg off the black pee thats stuck to it. Chenquieh.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

A day in the life of the bang bros

haizz... since the return from bangkok(home) the bang bros have been going through severe depression....

the doctor says its normal... he has 3 wives and 13 kids throughout a few states in thailand. Apparently, the only thing that'll cure is a return to the land of the elves/ elf ears/ paradise / dreamland / heaven / home / wah wah wee wah/ ... he did suggest some(ALOT)of alchohol to suppress the pain though

so anyway, monday was one of our group help sessions.... was pretty fruitful.... ate and drank from 11plus till abt 6 in the morning... and i've got a video to share! watch till the end to catch the 'indian climax'. its titled drunk handsome dogs. hahaha


ps. kenneth, mayb u need to hire me for some angmoh tuition.





'THIS IS WHERE THE CONTROVERSIAL VIDEO USED TO BE'

Monday, February 05, 2007

Homesick

its been exactly 1 wk since we came back.... and i m still homesick as hell... not a single hour passes without me daydreaming we're back in bkk... haiz... its too heartbreaking to upload the pics.... so pls click on ADILS blog on the right to view them hahaha......

this song below was introduced to us in a club in Ratchanda, the club was called Zeed... it was huge and full of thais...(hot hot thais).... Chivas bottles were like 3000baht for 2 bottles.... thats like S$130 for 2 bottles... BRILLIANT!! theres a special dance for this song too.... all the chix in the club were doing it ,it kinda works to flaunt their assets haha , you've gotta be there to truly appreciate it!!

Oh take me home pls... slow motion....